he is everywhere

From the Freezer Jesus Files, lots more pareidolia:

• He is on a crab, a cliff, a stingray, a towel . . . 

(thanks to Anne in Coral Springs)

jesus rocks

From the Freezer Jesus Files: ". . . maybe it was a sign of some kind."(thanks to Dick in Irvine)

iron jesus

From the Freezer Jesus Files: Woman in Methuen, Mass., sees Jesus on her  iron. Includes video and slide show of other miraculous apparitions. (Thanks to Dick in Irvine, Mary in Cambridge, and Steve in Boston)

from the freezer jesus files

Maybe this guy was trying too hard. God doesn't like a liar. (thanks to Joe in Cheese and Richard in Coral Springs)

cheesus

From the Freezer Jesus Files. A slide show of divine apparitions. (thanks to Neal in Miami)

from the Freezer Jesus Files

"Terrance Cotton said he wished on what he thought was falling star outside his Abilene home while playing with his dogs. The object headed toward him at lighting speed, he said." (thanks to Neil in Miami)