putting spam to use

Elliott Burford illustrates the titles of spam e-mails. (via Kottke)

found poem #2

Duncan

I would not flush a dog's ear unless . . .

Duncan, I'm so proud of my big man!

Do the ears have an odor to them when

            you flip them back?

Sweetie Weenies

pretty much make up the whole Congress;

dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos

when disturbed.

Duncan, I'm so proud of my big man!

My friend helped build me a page

to help him get the surgery; neither he

nor his ex-wife are able to

ACT LIKE ADULTS!

Mist the air lightly; never poke into the ear canal.