happily almost ever after

Today's short story waiting to be written: Couple to divorce after seventy-seven years of marriage. (She kept the letters?) (thanks to Cindy in the kitchen)

he always sleeps like that

Today's short story waiting to be written: "Two women in England were arrested Saturday after officials say they brought a corpse to the airport in a wheelchair and sunglasses in an attempt to smuggle it onto the plane." This link with video. (thanks to Joe in Cheese)