the 47%

there are 47 percent of the people

who will vote for the president no matter

there are 47 percent who are with him

who are dependent upon government

who believe that they are victims

who believe that government has a responsibility

to care for them

who believe that they are entitled to health care

to food to housing to you name it

my role is not to worry about those people

--Mitt Romney

real south

 

The first issue of Real South is up. Get it here. Joe Lansdale, Lewis Nordan, Harry Crews, William Gay. Food, music, and much more. Stories by Stacy Barton, Kim Bradley, Robert Busby, Susan Hubbard, and David Norman. 

mosswood

 

A poster I found among my hoarded memorabilia. The late and great Mosswood Bookshop in Lakeland. George Garrett! Fred Chapell! A lively literary spring at Florida Southern.

these purges of god

I think it’s rather peculiar

it’s not in keeping with

our founding documents

our founding vision

I’d guess you’d have to ask

the Obama administration

why they purged all this language

from their platform

why they did all this

these purges of God

--Paul Ryan

bay state lexicon

 

 

Bulkie

A bulkie (not "bulkie roll" as outlanders might say, and pronounced bull-key) is a large white bread roll (not a hard roll) with a somewhat crispy crust and a somewhat chewy inside. They come plain or with poppy seeds. (See flossing.) Some people use them for sandwiches, but in Worcester they are most often bought on Sunday mornings on Water Street (the old Jewish commercial district) and are always eaten with cream cheese--real cream cheese also from Water Street, not the Philadelphia brand.

 

Bubbler

What some people call a water fountain. We pronounce it "bub-la" or "bub-a-la,"depending on our verbal sophistication. The water in the bubbler at Elm Park is wicked cold. DARE notes that the word has also been heard in Appleton and Madison, Wisconsin, and in Canton and Cincinnati, Ohio. 

o absalom, my son, my son!

Hear that lonesome whippoorwill
He sounds too blue to fly
The midnight train is whining low
I'm so lonesome I could cry

I've never seen a night so long
When time goes crawling by
The moon just went behind the clouds
To hide its face and cry

Did you ever see a robin weep
When leaves began to die?
Like me he's lost the will to live
I'm so lonesome I could cry

The silence of a falling star
Lights up a purple sky
And as I wonder where you are
I'm so lonesome I could cry

--Hank Williams

 

We’ve got a Muslim

for a President

who hates cowboys

hates cowgirls

hates fishing

hates farming

loves gays

and we hate him

--Hank Williams Jr. 

he made me laugh

I'm not sure if men really understand this

but I don't think there's a woman in America

who really expects her life to be easy

 

And that's fine

we don't want easy

 

We're too smart to know

there aren't easy answers

 

And that is where this boy I met

at a high school dance comes in

I could tell you why I fell in love with him

he was tall

laughed a lot

was nervous  

girls like that

it shows the guy's a little intimidated  

and he was nice to my parents

but he was really glad

when my parents weren't around

 

That's a good thing

and he made me laugh

 --Ann Romney

asparagus with chicken interlude

Having a piece of cake is just like

having asparagus, as far as I’m concerned,

so I’m, well, eat the asparagus then

 

Good chicken, good chicken, free people

exercising their free speech rights

 

I really like asparagus.

Part of it is how much I like asparagus

and how much I don’t like cake

I don’t eat cake

 

--Paul Ryan

israel

I recognize the hand of providence in selecting this place.

I'm told in a Sunday school class I attended —

my son Tagg was teaching the class. He’s not here.

I look around to see. Of course he’s not here. He was in London.

He taught a class in which he was describing the concern

on the part of some of the Jews that left Egypt

to come to the promised land, that in the promised land

was down the River Nile, which would provide

the essential water they had enjoyed in Egypt.

They came here recognizing they must be relied upon,

themselves and the arm of God to provide rain from the sky.

--Mitt Romney

steve street

 

Our friend Steve Street, fiction writer, essayist, and activist, passed away on Friday after a long struggle with cancer. The Chronicle of Higher Education paid tribute to Steve here. The New Faculty Majority Blog did so here. And they link here to more of Steve. You can read some of his essays at the Chronicle. And here are some links to his other writing: His story "Skin," which appeared in the Missouri Review"Balloon Theater" appeared in the Cimmaron Review. "Foreigners" also appeared in Cimmaron this summer, but you'll have to buy that issue. I have mine autographed by Steve. Here's "Do You Think?" in wordriver. In Posse Review published an excerpt from The Murther of Blick Mangoosh.  Here's a book review and here a movie review. And here a few of us are back in Fayetteville at Mark Osing's apartment, long ago:

Pam, Steve, Bev, me, Cindy, and Mark in front.

On a trip to Rochester this summer, we were able to rendezvous with Steve in East Aurora. The next day he was leaving for a holiday in Mexico. He was feeling good, had just gotten tests done and was awaiting the results. Here's an excerpt from his last e-mail to me on July 11:

Vallarta was fine: my Spanish returned in surprising ways and was excellent, according to the shopkeepers, so I bought many trinkets along w/wading in the Pacific and on a boat trip to a remote cove, after just one weak piña colada I joined my first conga line. Vacation city, no mutilated bodies in sight.
 
Nice to see you both too. Meant to ask after Tristan and whether the grant means you'll be off next year. If so come on back in the winter: otherwise you haven't really seen Buffalo or Rochester either. Test results weren't great, but as the zany British comic said, I'm not quit dead yet.

cheers,
Steve

 We're sure going to miss Steve. I still remember his story "The Orange Caroline" from Bill Harrison's fiction workshop, way back when.

 

here today, gone tomorrow

(to those who must go to work)

 

We can be poor in spirit

and I don’t even consider myself wealthy

which is an interesting thing

 

I love the fact that there are women

out there who don’t have a choice

and they must go to work and they

still have to raise the kids

thank goodness

we value those people too

and sometimes life isn’t easy for any of us

 

Everybody has problems

everyone has issues

everyone in life has their challenges

mine have not been financial

 

--Ann Romney

whose pockets?

Corporations are people, my friend,

of course they are.

Everything corporations earn

ultimately goes to the people.

Where do you think it goes?

Whose pockets?

Whose pockets?

People's pockets.

Human beings, my friend.

--Mitt Romney