strange things are happening to me

strange things are happening to me

I am learning to say y’all,

and I like grits and things.

Mornin’ y’all. Good to be with you.

I got started right this morning

with a biscuit and some cheesy grits,

I’ll tell ya. Delicious. Hilton Garden Inn 

knows just what to serve me

in the morning.

Look, I’ve worn a garbage bag

for rain gear myself.

--Mitt "Bubba" Romney