the other side of mitt

Q: I’ve seen him in casual conversation.

He comes off

very smooth and okay, but

sometimes he comes off stiff.

Do you have to fight back some criticism,

like "My husband isn’t stiff, OK?”

A: Well, you know, I guess

we better unzip him

and let the real Mitt Romney out

because he is not!

--Ann Romney

(the Mitt-stabilizer)