the war on caterpillars

Well, for one thing,

if the Democrats said we

had a war on caterpillars,

and mainstream media outlet

talked about the fact

that Republicans have

a war on caterpillars,

then we have problems with caterpillars.

The fact of the matter is it’s a fiction

and this started a war

against the Vatican

that this president pursued.

--Reince Priebus